Physfitfreak
2023-11-30 05:17:36 UTC
Really three of them so far.
It all began one summer in 2004 in an Iranian reunion event here in
Dallas. I'd heard of such parties already back in Iran but had never
participated; it was I think popular mainly among southern Iranians.
Somebody brought it up that day in June 2004 before even we'd met, and
everybody quickly agreed (Reagan had just died). So the reunion event
turned into a Fart Party. All you needed was a good load of baked pinto
beans a couple of hours before being there.
I had just married, but couldn't take her with me of course. I
discouraged her from coming with me without saying the real reason, she
quickly agreed, expecting hours of seeing nothing but men speaking
exclusively in Persian.
Past fart celebrations:
- Ronald Reagan
The first of such party. Carried out together with a bunch of Iranians,
all having consumed loads of cooked pinto beans a few hours before
meeting. It lasted a whole evening of joy and laugh and mockeries, some
in English ("to Reagan!..BANG!"), but mostly in Persian ("regAn hAlA ino
bokhor!... ZART!").
- Bush the father
Carried out privately at home one entire evening - I prepared for it
couple hours earlier in El Rancho deli right after work, consuming a
load of frijoles. "To Bush!... BANG!"
- Dianne Feinstein
The latest, just a couple of months back, carried out privately while on
Usenet! The bitch had replaced police's sketch of Ricardo Ramirez (the
"Night Stalker") with one resembling a cro-magnon's idea of an Iranian
looking young man, to show in front of news cameras... Everybody who'd
actually seen the killer had described to police a tight almond eyed
person with high cheeks and wavy hair. The sketch that the bitch showed
to news media was a round eyed mockery of how they envisaged an Iranian
should look like! I farted to the memory of that loser perhaps 50 times
that night. "To You Feinstein!... BANG!" Some of the molecules, hell,
might still be around somewhere in the house. Fucking bitch.
Future _sure_ fart celebration list:
- Jimmy Carter
- Salman Rushdie
- Donald Trump
- John Bolton
- Joe Biden
- Lindsey Graham
Future mini Fart Celebration list (just one or at most two farts for
each - they're not worth more) of sci.physics frequenters:
- Archimedes Plutonium (This guy is not the original Archie, which I
think died some time back, but is a high-school drop out, an imposter,
who took up the former's spamming place in physics forum)
- "Whodat" (an imposter - may already be dead, but as soon as I find out
for sure, I'll celebrate the event - more is too good for him)
- Arindam Banerjee (a spammer - it is not his real name)
- Jim Pennino (the embodiment of an "engineer" dumb ass smart aleck)
And some others who're not even worth one fart, so they're omitted from
the list. They can be dead or they can be alive. Same thing as far as
sci.physics is concerned.
It all began one summer in 2004 in an Iranian reunion event here in
Dallas. I'd heard of such parties already back in Iran but had never
participated; it was I think popular mainly among southern Iranians.
Somebody brought it up that day in June 2004 before even we'd met, and
everybody quickly agreed (Reagan had just died). So the reunion event
turned into a Fart Party. All you needed was a good load of baked pinto
beans a couple of hours before being there.
I had just married, but couldn't take her with me of course. I
discouraged her from coming with me without saying the real reason, she
quickly agreed, expecting hours of seeing nothing but men speaking
exclusively in Persian.
Past fart celebrations:
- Ronald Reagan
The first of such party. Carried out together with a bunch of Iranians,
all having consumed loads of cooked pinto beans a few hours before
meeting. It lasted a whole evening of joy and laugh and mockeries, some
in English ("to Reagan!..BANG!"), but mostly in Persian ("regAn hAlA ino
bokhor!... ZART!").
- Bush the father
Carried out privately at home one entire evening - I prepared for it
couple hours earlier in El Rancho deli right after work, consuming a
load of frijoles. "To Bush!... BANG!"
- Dianne Feinstein
The latest, just a couple of months back, carried out privately while on
Usenet! The bitch had replaced police's sketch of Ricardo Ramirez (the
"Night Stalker") with one resembling a cro-magnon's idea of an Iranian
looking young man, to show in front of news cameras... Everybody who'd
actually seen the killer had described to police a tight almond eyed
person with high cheeks and wavy hair. The sketch that the bitch showed
to news media was a round eyed mockery of how they envisaged an Iranian
should look like! I farted to the memory of that loser perhaps 50 times
that night. "To You Feinstein!... BANG!" Some of the molecules, hell,
might still be around somewhere in the house. Fucking bitch.
Future _sure_ fart celebration list:
- Jimmy Carter
- Salman Rushdie
- Donald Trump
- John Bolton
- Joe Biden
- Lindsey Graham
Future mini Fart Celebration list (just one or at most two farts for
each - they're not worth more) of sci.physics frequenters:
- Archimedes Plutonium (This guy is not the original Archie, which I
think died some time back, but is a high-school drop out, an imposter,
who took up the former's spamming place in physics forum)
- "Whodat" (an imposter - may already be dead, but as soon as I find out
for sure, I'll celebrate the event - more is too good for him)
- Arindam Banerjee (a spammer - it is not his real name)
- Jim Pennino (the embodiment of an "engineer" dumb ass smart aleck)
And some others who're not even worth one fart, so they're omitted from
the list. They can be dead or they can be alive. Same thing as far as
sci.physics is concerned.