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Cro_Magnon Fitness Ideas :-)
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Physfitfreak
2023-10-11 02:57:42 UTC
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He monkey-jumps too.

https://streamable.com/512ms0
Physfitfreak
2023-10-18 02:23:55 UTC
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The tendons at one end of each bicep got detached from the bone, bidding
farewell to the possibility of lifting anything heavy with either hands
for the rest of his cro-magnon life.

https://streamable.com/s8olpx

Fitness is not your fucking "foreign policy".
Physfitfreak
2023-10-18 23:56:47 UTC
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Post by Physfitfreak
The tendons at one end of each bicep got detached from the bone, bidding
farewell to the possibility of lifting anything heavy with either hands
for the rest of his cro-magnon life.
https://streamable.com/s8olpx
Fitness is not your fucking "foreign policy".
Same cro-magnon mistake:

https://streamable.com/0ofk9x

The uneducated trainer standing by didn't have a clue :)

Surgery only goes so far in repairing it. Might even make it worse. The
guy's left hand will stay useless for heavy lifting.
Physfitfreak
2023-12-04 06:31:50 UTC
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Post by Physfitfreak
Post by Physfitfreak
The tendons at one end of each bicep got detached from the bone,
bidding farewell to the possibility of lifting anything heavy with
either hands for the rest of his cro-magnon life.
https://streamable.com/s8olpx
Fitness is not your fucking "foreign policy".
https://streamable.com/0ofk9x
The uneducated trainer standing by didn't have a clue :)
Surgery only goes so far in repairing it. Might even make it worse. The
guy's left hand will stay useless for heavy lifting.
Cro-magnon fitness idea number 4:

https://streamable.com/pnmpyq
Physfitfreak
2023-12-13 00:26:56 UTC
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That a "true American"?...

It sure looks like he'd been working out some cro-magnon fitness methods
for decades on his life :))

https://streamable.com/772zy8
Physfitfreak
2024-01-13 03:32:01 UTC
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Cro-magnon fitness idea number 5:

https://streamable.com/wgh8uu

Gym's camera must've included much larger angle of view; so for some
reason they tried not to show his lower body. Did he defecate in his
pants? There was a defecation sound in the clip I think.

Well, at least he could breathe afterwards, so the neck wasn't broken.
But being cro-magnon, he'll do that again.
Physfitfreak
2024-01-17 05:32:07 UTC
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Cro-magnon fitness idea # 6: Bye bye shoulder.

https://streamable.com/lgy9mn
Physfitfreak
2024-01-17 05:34:33 UTC
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Super-cro-magnon idea of work out, combined with super-cro-magnon
assistance:

https://streamable.com/z4j8qd
Physfitfreak
2024-01-24 02:49:09 UTC
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Cro-magnon ideas of workout #8

Check out the American zeal in his face :)

https://streamable.com/c2rx64
Physfitfreak
2024-04-05 17:39:59 UTC
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Cro-magnon ideas of workout #9:

https://streamable.com/gfl3aj


Have one more phone up your ass too when you exercise.
Physfitfreak
2024-04-08 02:58:31 UTC
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Cro-magnon ideas of workout #10

https://streamable.com/uyn059


Very cro-magnoid indeed :)
Physfitfreak
2024-04-09 18:55:00 UTC
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Cro-magnon ideas of workout #11

https://streamable.com/rcxg3a


Totally based on cro-magnon instincts.

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