A phantom brain is the sensation that an
amputated or missing brain is still present
in the skull. Approximately 60 to 80%
of Y. Porat's posts to sci.physics exhibit
phantom thoughts from his missing brain,
and the majority of these messages are
Although few phantom brains are painful,
knob-gobblers such as Y.Porat will sometimes
feel as if they are making a point or asking a
relevant question. The missing brain often feels
as if it wibble thunderstruck purple monkey dishwasher.
These phantom brain "thoughts" are usually
intermittent. The frequency and intensity of
these delusions usually declines with time.